Clean bill of health

So lately I've been getting lots of "maintenance" things done on myself to make sure me and all my parts are healthy. I've been going to a dermatologist, I have a dentist appointment, I ordered my contacts, and I went to the gynecologist (sorry to gross anyone out). Considering the fact that the woman I was named after died of overian or uterine cancer it's kind of important. And I haven't been to one in like 6 years.
First, I had to find a woman. Most of the ppl I know go to men. So I quietly inquired till I found one. I went, I got tested for everything and she was very warm and easy to talk to. I asked her if most women didn't come regularly and she said most women came to her when they were pregnant and then never came again. I asked her how bad menopause is bc my mom is getting to that age and I want to know what to expect. She said most women don't have real bad hot flashes or reactions but alot never care if they have sex again after. Kinda weird to talk about my mom in reference to that but the whole experience is very interesting to me. I mean men go through a kind of menopause themselves but for women it can be a very hard/very transitional experience. Anyway, enough of all that. I don't have any sort of cancer and I'm happy!